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Friday, March 25, 2005

Previously on Battlestar Galactica...

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Time warp: Ripon, Wisconsin.
Cylons have infiltrated a small midwestern town and commandeered the national political process. Note the clandestined photo I obtained of their headquarters. I am not fooled by their Victorian architecture. Two Cylons from Barraboo approached me at one point. I took evasive measures and headed to Dodgeville. Through the cheap, alumunun windowsill of a Super8 Motor Port I can see their Spacecraft landing in the weedy lot next door. I have to get out of Dodge... fast.

3 Comments:

Blogger Janet said...

One time I was in Ripon and mom and I bought some green peppers. When we got home and looked in the bag it was full of squash...yuck. Ripon is filled with evil...evil I say. Glad you made it to Dodgeville and watch your back for Cylon disguised as State Police.

4:19 PM  
Anonymous ithacafanclub said...

Yes, but they sure make "Ripon good cookies"! Didn't that used to be a tag line on a commercial when we were kids? Maybe it was all part of the Cylon plot to infiltrate young minds and take over the Republican party....

4:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh brother, where art thou now? We're going to Manawa for pork, cured and otherwise. Wish you could join us...xoxoxoxoxoxJ

8:31 AM  

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